The Only Way Is Essex - New TV obsession...

The Brits answer to The Hills...




This show is amazing... I love the british lifestyle and this show is addicting!
This is part 1 of the first episode!

Fave Song of the Moment: Fit But You Know It

(Lyrics)

[intro]

Excuse me girl

I know it's a bit embarrassing but

I just noticed some tan lines

On your shirt

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.

That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,

Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But there's just one little thing that really really,

Really really annoying me about you you see,

Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

So when I looked at you standing there with your hoard,

I was waiting in the queue looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips

Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction

Your eyes locked onto my course

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order,

Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit but my gosh don't you know it

Whoa! Leave it out

Are you smoking crack or something?

Leave it Out

Mike just leave it just leave it

We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment

S'not worth it mike, just leave it

Don't Touch Me, S'not Worth It

Don't Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright

Don't Touch me

For a while there I was thinking - yeah but what if?

Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit

Snaring you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing

Was clocking onto you too yeah I had to admit

That yeah yeah you are fit,

And yeah I do want it,

But I stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew.

But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue.

I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude,

Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth,

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you,

But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are really rude,

And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued,

But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little donut in hand

I was like nah, I can't, even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and

Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan

But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan

You walked towards my path but just brushed right past

And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

What do I give a fuck.. I've got a girlfirend anyway

(whoa, we've all had a drink mate)

We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play

I got this stella I bombed from that last café

This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah I must say

I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

On otherwise a total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

[outro]

Ha ha huh huh huh

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

I think I'm going to fall over

I think I'm going to fall

Fucking hell

HAIR!

Getting my hair done at the end of the month.... these are the ideas I am coming up with...

Length:
24" Extensions...I miss mine, and after seeing Makeupbymel's hair...it's time to get back into it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOVE THE LENGTH!

Colour:
I was looking through the Victoria's Secret catalogue the other day and came across a photo of adriana lima and i absolutely loved the colour she had going on...

LOVE HER!

Christmas Wish List

That time of the year is coming and this is what I'm lusting after...

Michael Kors Two toned watch Crystal and Rose

Urban Decay Naked Palette

Gucci Guilty Perfume

Taylor Swift Concert Ticks (not on Sale yet...)

Last but certainly not least, Louise Vuitton Speedy 35.

Mean - Taylor Swift

"Mean"

You, with your words like knives
And swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again
Got me feeling like a nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard
Calling me out when I'm wounded
You picking on the weaker man

Well you can take me down with just one single blow
but you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?

You, with your switching sides
And your wildfire lies and your humiliation
You have pointed out my flaws again
As if I don't already see them
I walk with my head down
Trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again

I bet you got pushed around
Somebody made you cold
But the cycle ends right now
Cause you can't lead me down that road
And you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?

And I can see you years from now in a bar
Talking over a football game
With that same big loud opinion
But nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing
But all you are is mean

All you are is mean
And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life
And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean

But someday I'll be living in a big ol' city
And all you're ever going to be is mean, yeah yeah
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?

Someday I'll be living in a big ol' city
And all you're ever going to be is mean, yeah yeah
Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
And all you're ever going to be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?